Umm.............no, I can't. Possibility of still being prosecuted.

lol  manned radar or other?

1982. Racing a Honda 4cylinder bored and stroked to 1088cc. Sponsored by Northeast Honda that used to be here in K.C. I ran in the altered gas bracket. Dealership put nitrous on the bike. I decided on a Saturday night about 11:00 p.m. to put headlight and tailight on it and wring her out on I-70. Hit 120mph in 3rd gear, shifted to 4th and hit nitrous button about the time I saw what I thought was a highway patrol car on the shoulder. Stayed on her through 5th gear. Saw a whole lotta red lights across the interstate at Odessa exit. Shut 'er down and coasted over on shoulder of exit ramp. Was welcomed by twelve of our finest state troopers with shotguns and Smith and Wesson handguns. Thirteenth patrolman(from the shoulder) came along about five minutes later. Said in court they clocked me at 181 mph. Lawyer plead me out on driving a defective motor vehicle. Two points and a seventeen hundred dollar fine. Last time I tested the scooter on the street. Glad the FAA didn't want to cite me for anything. lmao 

You're Busted!  Crap man, did you ask to see the radar gun?  lmao

Was a little pre-occupied looking at the Mossbergs and .45 acp's. Couldn't pass a bb through my asshole if I tried! 

This one is down right hilarious and wrong.  I was about 18 at the time riding with my buddy in his 88 fox body and we were cruising on rte 56 in Pa.  We were headed back up to were we hung out and noticed a Winber cop hiding by the overpass.  Couldn't see if you were coming at him.  Great hiding place.  Anyway, I was like look at that prick.  We went up and were hanging out all of a sudden we decided to go back down through Winber and we were beside a taxi cab and the idiot tried to race us.  I told my buddy to play with him get it up to about 80  and let off right before the underpass.  Sure enough the cop was still there and he pulled the cab over.  I am laughing as I type this it was crazy funny. 

That's frickin' great! I love it.  

I had a honda provoke me over and over...traffic was heavy so I wasnt willing to race him to prove how stupid he was for even trying.

After several minutes he still hadn't given up getting my attention and soon there was a clearing in the traffic...he was along side me and I got on it a little...3/4 throttle and he was staying next to me...then I floored it and he dropped away for a second...then as we approached traffic again so I let completely off the gas; he came screaming past me and jumped in front of me to avoid the traffic.

As he got infront of me all I could see was smoke...he killed his little damn car to keep up with me, and I only floored it for a second....what a dumb ass    

I take it this was with the old motor, right? 

I'll bet that cabbie is STILL pissed at you Charlie!  LMAO 

I think Charlie should go back to that town and do it again. Kind of a reunion type thing. lmfao! 

i raced a gxr 600 with the stang near my parents house last year.  i was obviously losing which is probably what saved my ass - the bike went passed the cop ahead of a group of cars in the right lane, i was passing the cars as when i saw the cop...speedo was burried (shows 145) radar detector went off so i let off and did my best to blend with traffic, trooper ended up going after the bike.  

i got caught going 90 in the fog with my first mustang on the highway. then this cop with a radar right after a stoplight said he got me going 68 in a 50 i think hes full of it though im fast but not that fast and i didnt even gun it. 

Ain't it fun egging somebody on and then they get caught or in Nicole's case, blow up their shit trying to keep up?  lmao   The sick part is if you do get caught, then the fines are ridiculous.. Didn't used to be that way..  I had my liscense suspended, to and from work only because of points on my record..  3 points for a moving violation(speeding) 2 points for exebitionist speed(burnouts, peeling out from light) etc.. 8 points and you get suspended for 3 months.  And your insurance company never knew the better either.  Now you have to hock the jewelry, spend the kids college tuition to pay for your right foot blunders, but DAMN that sure sounded sweet catching rubber in 3rd gear as you look up and see that motorcycle cop raise his left hand with that radar gun.. crap!    

And the stupid part is when the idiot officer asks you "Do you have any idea how fast you were going'?  Duh...  Have you ever told them the truth?  LOL!

I always say, " You have the equipment, you tell me." Even if you say uhhhhhhhhhhhh, about five over, you have admitted guilt of speeding. lmao. 

You guys are bad driving like maniacs .. I never drive under 65 .. LMAO 

I am soooo bad.  oooh, spank me!  LMAO  isn't 65 the speed limit in town?   40?  I never saw that sign occifer.

Tim has to be a gopher kamikaze. It's nuts around the twin cities especially at rush hour. 

I don't go anywhere near a city if I don't have to Jerry .. LOL .. Especially Minneapolis .. the bridges fall down there

Green acres is the place for me, farm living is the life for me, land stretching out so far and wide, keep Manhattan just give me that countryside..   lol

I see you fell on a cactus again from all that wailing. lmfao. 

grren acres baby!  As in "green" acres  lmao 

GW has that little green plot in his backyard that he picks daily .. LOL 

Pain management agricultural project..  LMAO 

LMAO 

It keeps me pretty busy.. did I just hijack my own blog?  lmfao 

Yup ..LMAO 

Geez Tim, I can't believe you would do somethin' like that! lmao. 

Not me .. I didn't do it .. LOL 

 I dont think I can type that much in a day. lol

Clocked at 138 in Snow Hill, NC. You know, not racing. Just casual driving. I met the trooper. I came to a stop, where you couldnt go straight. Sooooooo, I go through all the search the car BS, ect. Off in cuffs I go. lol

Racing a TT SN-95 in Jacksonville, NC. One cop pulls me over,another pulls him over. Luckily the cop that pulled me over was an old friend from HS that I used to party and go surfing with. lol  Got nothing out of that. They raped the Marine I was racing though.

I've probably had ATLEAST 30 tickets. I dont think any of them less than 15 over.

Umm, I'll just leave it at that.  Luckily my uncle was the supervisor at the DMV. He cleared my record for me, when I renewed my liscense. He was like "hmmmm. Somehow you have 2 records showing up. That cant be right. We have to get rid of one of them. lol  Bad news. He's retired now. Im still related to the new Supervisor too though. I dont think he would do that for me though. lol  Though he did give me a liscense the day before my MD liscense was suspended. So maybe. lol

I think Mark is in overload right now..  Good thing he was not gone the whole two weeks, he would fry trying to catch up on blogs, and my inbox would be crammed full.. lmao 

LMAO. yep

I'm trying to figure out how many cousins he has in the DMV. Do you hear banjos playing?????? lmao 

Well there not too many J-ville natives. Everyone else is a Marine. To answer your question though...2 left. Guess how many cops I know, or am related to. lol  about half the JPD, and 1/3 of the Sherriffs dept. Plus my brother worked for the Gov. for a couple years. So I got to know the DA, asst. DA, and a couple of judges through him. lol   Now you know why I live in MD and still have a NC drivers liscense. Plus no emmisions that way. lol

HeeHaw girls running around too...  An old Elvis movie about kissin' Cousins is more like it..  LOL  

No theres enough military people around that kissin cousins is not necessary. lol   Its one of those family hooks up family and friends with jobs.

Maybe thats a southern thing. You yankee bastards dont help anyone but yourselves. lmao

Christ... the dog just farted...  Oh GOD!!

Im sure it was the dog.  lol

lmao

Careful now, no yankee here dude.  

Don't blame the dog GW .. LMAO 

Thing that concerns me is he said he has a cat. No mention of a dog???????????????????? "Flying High Again",.......... 

3 dogs, NO cat!  2 Irish setters, 1 Golden Retreiver.  NO cat!  NO Cat, no yankee, NO CAT!!!  I hate cats!  Cats suck!  lmao 

Then I guess you can't blame the cat either .. LOL 

I think he's seeing things Jerry .. must be good stuff

LMAO  I see dead people..  

To much info .. LMAO 

So do I and I'm sober. So does my cat and he's sober. I'll be in the Phoenix area next week with my cat and he's gonna kick your ass. Let's see ya' explain that bad trip. LMFAO! 

Nothing cooler than a cat on acid !!!   lmao