Cancun was best place ive been, went 3 years in a row.. still want to goto Hawaii and check Pearl Harbor for sure..  Very common response I know.. 

J  I've never been to Cancun...sweet place then...wow times 3...or Hawaii...

I'm thinking a private island resort... Lifestyles of the rich and famous type vacation...

If I didn't post a blog these guys were gonna die I think...OMG...

Oh... and id bring Nicole of course, silly

Oh you better and duh knew that...  

...going alone would suck... LOL...

I'd have to take my cat...LMAO...

But seriously a killer vacation would rock...

I actually want to go back to "Put in Bay". I believe the island is called South Bass Island. You pretty much walk everywhere. Very nice surroundings. Only about a 5 hour trip from my house.

Been to three islands in Hawaii. Maui is the best. Got a genius travel lady. I have never paid more than $2900. I stay on westside of Maui and she got me a day trip to Pearl Harbor for 165 bucks. Flies you to Oahu, bus to naval base, nice lunch, boat to Arizona memorial and back. Flight back to Maui. It's a blast. Grab the swimsuit Amy and I'll pick ya' up. LOL. 

Well since I spent 20+ years playing sailor I have pretty much seen the whole world but my choice would be th FIJI Islands .. you can rent a small island  with a hut for like $200 a week, lay naked on the beach with a cooler of Bartles & James and just get away from it all. The islanders paddle out twice a day to bring you food and replenish your cooler. Doesn't get any better than that. Oh and the wife has to go to so if you see the hut a rockin don't come a nockin .. LMAO

Are the dudes that paddle out in a giant bartles and james canoe like your sponsor car? lmao. I've always wanted to go to Fiji. Heard it's beautiful. 

They just paint big teeth on the front of the things .. It's a great place to dive .. you can see down about 400 feet and the fish are just awesome  

What the hell???? Are they sponsored by Fiji Orthodontics?? Sounds like wannabe P-51 pilots. Teeth on a canoe. How lame. LMAO. That would be cool to see. Friend of mine was stationed on Guam for three years and loved it. 

Hawaii was a dream vacation for me, then after I divorced my first wife, and thanks to some wood and weeds, I ended up on the big island..  I checked out the area, learned to pronounce EVERY vowel on the street signs and decided Oahu would be better, so off I go and Waikiki never looked so good.  Diamond Head, North Beach, it all seemed like fantasy Island.  I was met right off the plane by a local who sold me some TOO GOOD stuff that I had to dry on the backgammon board before partaking in, LOL, and it seemed like every local played guitar so they saw me hanging on the beach with my guitar and they would share what they had to play my guitar, it was awesome.  Tried to get work, but geing a howley, could not land any..  Spent 3 weeks there eating pineapples and swimming in perfect water, then I ended up back in AZ. I will NEVER forget it..   

Dang, I write a book in here and it mesmerized everyone...   cool!  lmao

I'm still in the purple haze there...listening to Golden Earring...

Damn right it did bubba. lmao. I looked for work there, too. The only jobs that paid a decent wage were at the naval base at Pearl. It was 75k a year running a crane and driving heavy equipment off the ships. 75k there is like 30-35k here. Prices are astronomical there. (Chapter two of GW Gulliver's Travels complete. lmfao) 

A girl after my own heart..  If you love classic rock and you like to walk around wearing blue bikini's, come over here and stand by me, hehehe. 
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No crap brother, I went to McDonalds in the base of one the hotels on Waikiki beach and the Big mac was like $4.50 and this was in 1979!  After all the GOOD stuff I bouhght off that local I was REALLY hungry!   lmao 

Get this. Last time I was there was in 2006. Dbl quarter pound meal was $8.69. Large supreme pan pizza was $24. Locals showed me places to eat that were great and cheap. Dave's burgers and pool(as in billiards) was half a block from hotel. One pound bacon cheeseburger and steak fries, $5.50. ( In keeping with the Mustang theme, I did notice two 1989 LX coupes while on Maui.) LMAO 

LMAO  All I noticed were the HOT women running around in bikini's on the beach... hubba hubba 

Yeah, but you have to eat to keep your strength up to catch the ones in the blue bikinis! LMFAO. 

I'm running like hell but I can't seem to catch her, puff puff, she is RIGHT there, almost in reach, puff puff, I can do it, puff puff, awe Fuck it...  I'll catch the next one.  lmao 

Ha Ha Ha...put those speedos on boys....

I put speedos on, you would be scarred for life!

I have too much junk for a speedo ..
 

OMG u just did not post that...LMFAO

Surely he meant to say he has a big azz

ROFLMFAO  oh yes I did...  hehe   

The junk ain't in the trunk!  The trunk is in the front!  LMAO 

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