Could you believe that a damned dog friggin ruined my bumper? Well it did. He goes the story. Me and VP 96 Cobra and my lovely dog killin wife all went bowling. I kicked all their asses by the way. We get home and I decide its time to go play pool. Bad judgement on my part. As we pull onto the main road that we live on and gain some speed outta the damned busshes comes two big ass dogs. WHACK and I shit my pants. No known damage to my car as of yet we turn into a lighted gas station to see my friggin bumper hangin off. I adjusted it to a position that it wouldnt cause further damage and we went to finish kickin the ever loving hell outta this damned dog that noone was responsible for. When we make the turn we see its punk ass laying deader than hell in the road. I was almost happy to see it dead cause it blew my damned bumper and ruined my chances at a car show victory tommorro morning. So we do the right thing and call the po po and they in tern call the aspca and then we waited for over an hour to have a police officer show up pissed that the only damage was to the dog and my bumper. WTF I was pissed and then he decides to give the already shaken wifey some threats of going to jail cause he just knew she had been drinkin and all along I was the only one that had had a drop of anyhting to drink. I asked for a police report and he said they only give them if someones hurt. My bumper nor the dead ass dog dont count I guess. So we waited a lil then he started checkin out the stang and says"What all ya got done to that thing.....It dont sound stock" I said I had a lil bit of everything done to it and told him some of the minor mods leaving out the fact that I had a ten pound bottle in the trunk. He shined his light inside the car and said"oh ya got nitrous huh" I politely said well ya know I couldnt just throw that out in the open right" and he just laughed ....turns out he has a supped up Stang himself. He told my wife that she was lucky that she was driving a mustang lol. It was my damned car. Hell if she would have hit the friggin dog in hers it would have ran it over like a 4X4 and been done with it. Oh no not my luck had to be in mine. Ok story over... lessons learned dont hit a medium sized dog at 90 mph in a lowered mustang. Poor damned dog. Shoulda been a cat and maybe had 8 more lives to live.