So I took Legend to get a safety and emissions the other day.  I was expecting to talk the guy into passing me even though I knew the tint is way to dark.  So I talked to him and my plan was working he glanced at the car and was like "yeah no problem"  So first off the fucker pulls my car into the bay like he was pulling onto the autobahn as i'm standing there looking at him like WTF???  He kinda looks back at me and says "She's faster than she looks"  Like i'm supposed to be impressed that he's tryin to hot rod my car around.  After he gets her in the bay he starts the safety inspection.  He goes over the car like twice, hooks up the diagnostic, runs through the lights, and wipers.  Everything is going smoothly at this point.  At least I thought so.  He hands the inspection sheet over to his register man.  The guy rings me up $32, compliments me on the car, and says "By the way she failed."  I'm like WTF!!!!!  The first dick head pulls out this list of about eight things that he found wrong; 1. No front plate  2. No amber corner reflectors  3. No third brake light  4. Vehicle too low to ground  5. Drivers door needs repair (my virtical door cylinder ball joint snapped)  6. Tread on rear tires close to limits  7. Banner on front windshield 1/2" too long from top of car.  And here's the kicker 8. TINT TOO DARK. 

    You know I wouldn't be mad if I didn't discuss with him the fact that I knew about the tint and was conserned about other things and I was under the impression that I was gonna get hooked up.  But no, I didn't get hooked up.  In fact I got fucked because once it's reported to the state I can't go to someother shop and try again.  Now I'm stuck not driving my car at all until I can get her to a condition where she can pass Utah's gay ass safety laws. Oh well, huh?  I think I'm gonna just try and register with Illinois, I'm still a resident.  But hey at least I passed emissions!!!     -Mitch