I've been seeing this floating around on Myspace for a while. So, I brought it here.
The Mustang is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements;
It leadeth me beside busy freeways;
It restoreth my soul;
It leads me in the path of quickness
For its names sake.
Yea I walk through the valley of rice,
I shall fear no turbo, for Torque art with me;
Thy rod and thy piston they comfort me.
Thou preparest a Track for me
in the presense of mine enemies;
Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil;
My car overpowers.
Surely traction and vicory shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house of the Pony, Forever.
Amen